Ouija...

We burned sage. Thought it would be okay. It wasn't.

"What is your name?"
"IT."
"When were you alive?"
"NO."
"What do you want?"
"ASHE"

(None of these people know I go by Ashe. I wasn't even touching the board, just looking at it.)

"Why Ashe?"
"DEAD."

Me: Can we stop? Please?
Friends: Not yet.

"Are you going to follow anyone home tonight?"
"PERDIGAO."

(Which, by the way, is my boyfriend's last name. Which none of them know, and definitely not how to spell.)

"Why do you want Ashe dead?"

Nonsensicalism. Random letters and phrases and swearwords with no given link.

Nothing's followed me, my house is still pretty clean.

Just...